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I live on a fucking parade route

Post  SexyBitc on Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:21 am

If I had known that a fucking parade marched down my quiet little street every Canada day and before Christmas, I'm not sure I would have bought it.

I'm in my bed and there's a fucking marching band right in front of my fucking house! I woke up to a soap box derby race going by literally 30 feet from my house. I can see everything from my bathroom window, front porch and dining room!

There are a ton of breeders and brats on my fucking lawn right now...oh hell, now here come the damn bagpipers!

Did I mention it SUCKS living on a parade route?!?
I've been putting up with this for a dozen years now and I'm soooo sick of it! Evil or Very Mad

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Oh hell!

Post  SexyBitch on Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:24 am

I wasn't logged in when I posted this! I was wondering why it screwed up my name and didn't show my avatar! Oops! Embarassed
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Post  Condom Bob on Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:00 pm

SexyBitc wrote:If I had known that a fucking parade marched down my quiet little street every Canada day and before Christmas, I'm not sure I would have bought it.

I'm in my bed and there's a fucking marching band right in front of my fucking house! I woke up to a soap box derby race going by literally 30 feet from my house. I can see everything from my bathroom window, front porch and dining room!

There are a ton of breeders and brats on my fucking lawn right now...oh hell, now here come the damn bagpipers!

Did I mention it SUCKS living on a parade route?!?
I've been putting up with this for a dozen years now and I'm soooo sick of it! Evil or Very Mad

Now would be a good time to mow the lawn, lol
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Post  Bomb Hole on Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:29 pm

Or spray for weeds Wink
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