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Top reasons I'm child free

Post  cfandglad on Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:09 pm

I'll kick it off with one: years of being financially, emotionally and in all ways subservient to something that whines and poops on you and your future.
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Post  Bomb Hole on Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:34 pm

I just hate the filthy little bastards.
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Post  CFJulia on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:22 pm

1. my money is spent on necessary stuff and things I want
2. my time is mine
3. my pets are safe and happy
4. freedom
5. I can't imagine any pleasure in pushing something bigger than my head out of my tw@t, ewww No

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Post  macha on Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:11 pm

Noisy, sticky, incontinent, needy, clingy people ..... what's not to like? Suspect

1. I can NOT tolerate loud noise - crying/shrieking/whining - I become very agitated and have been known to stike out physically when subjected to persistent noise.

2. I have absolutely NO patience for clingy/needy behaviour. I also require a fair bit of ''alone time" to decompress and recharge mentally.

3. Young children often seem to ooze multiple body fluids from every pore. I find this completely disgusting, and would probably tie it to a tree and turn the hose on it! rofl

Would you want ME to be YOUR mom?!? Didn't think so! lol

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Let me see....

Post  SexyBitch on Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:27 pm

They stink
They scream all the damn time
They leak
They shit their pants
They never leave you alone
They turn your fun bits all funhouse mirror
They cost a fuck of alot of money
They turn 14 and hate you
They could be born with a problem requiring living with you 4eva
They can grow up to be Brittany Spears
They turn you into a mindless zombie
They destroy your home, pets, social life, marriage and LIFE!
...did I mention they stink???

I'll stick to my nice house, happy marriage, healthy and happy pets, nice bank account and fun, baby free girlie bits thank you very much! cheers
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Post  jcorvette72 on Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:44 pm

diapers,,, baby food..strollers, car seats, schooling. kid clothes, their peers, crying, night feedings, night crying,
im sure there are many more but these come to mind quickly.

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Post  FunkyLime on Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:44 pm

I want my college degree and a career
Diapers and bodily fluids absolutely gross me out
The sound of screaming and crying annoys the CRAP out of me
My pet bird will be happy and safe
I need a lot of alone time in order to relax and get my head together
There is no way I'll be pushing something that weighs 7+ lbs out of my body! And I don't want a flabby stomach and my parts all stretched out either
I like my sleep at night and hate being woken up
The house will stay nice and clean





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