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This guy says it like it is...

Post  Condom Bob on Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:41 am

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/24525891.html

"I don't give a flying fuck about your children. I don't care who they are, where they are, how old they are, or what they are doing. Want me to see pictures of your kids or grandkids? Sure, but hold on while I turn on the paper shredder.

What's that? You're selling cookies/candy/raffles/ornaments/prizes/trinkets so little Johnny and Sarah Jane can waste an afternoon at Disneyland? Sure I'll take some candy -- so long as I can smash it in your motherfucking face and retrieve it from your crusty rectum. This is an office where I do important work -- not a goddamn bazaar to peddle the wares of your snotnosed offspring.

I don't care how smart you think your kids are. No, your children aren't geniuses. You'll be lucky if your brats move out of your hovel at age 30 -- after they've climbed the ladder to success making change at a gas station.

You love your children? Good -- tell it to someone who gives a shit.

Keep your motherfucking brats out of movie theaters and restaurants. Seriously, no one wants the living incarnation of your seed disturbing our shows and meals, spreading viruses and bacteria with every goddamn thing they touch. You need a night out? Fine -- hire someone else's fucking brat to watch yours, you cheap piece of filth.

No, I don't want to pay more in taxes to send your pathetic pieces of dopeshit to school. Oh, you want "more resources"? Better "facilities"? Better student-teacher "ratios"? Well la-de-fucking-da: why don't you FUCKING PAY FOR IT. If you're not catching my drift, let me make it clear: I don't want to throw my money away educating your third-rate douchebag of a kid so he or she can wash my car on the weekend. You gave birth to it, you pay for it.

Your children are our future? Fuck the future, fuck your kids, and fuck you."
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Re: This guy says it like it is...

Post  Condom Bob on Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:40 am

And here's another one:

http://blogs.linux.ie/fuzzbucket/2005/07/26/fuck-the-children/
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Re: This guy says it like it is...

Post  SexyBitch on Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:58 am

Testify!!!
Nice to hear someone else tell it like it is!
Breeders think there pweciouses are something special that we all want to fall all over ourselves to moon over in adoration, newsflash!!! WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!
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Re: This guy says it like it is...

Post  Glurkster on Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:00 pm

Thanks, Bob, those rants took the edge off Cool
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Post  Condom Bob on Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:33 pm

My pleasure, I enjoyed them quite a bit myself.
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Re: This guy says it like it is...

Post  Empty Uterus on Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:26 am

Awesome! This guy rocks. Cool

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Re: This guy says it like it is...

Post  CFJulia on Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:34 am

I recently got a Jeff Foxworthy cd. He does a couple good jokes about kids/brain. 1. My mother thinks my baby daughter is exceptionally bright, because she lies down on the floor and talks to the ceiling fan. Mom, uncle Harold does that and you all call him a alcoholic. 2. My cousin thinks her son is going to be the next Einstein, because the kid stands in the yard and says: "airplane, airplane" I told her , damn he's fourteen years old. I don't wanna break your heart, but he's gonna have a job with his name on his shirt.
IMHO, Mr Foxworthy is quite kind and optimistic. This kid will be lucky if he ever manages to get a job.

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