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All my old friends turned out to be stupid cunts

Post  Glurkster on Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:50 am

I was looking at an old high school friend's facebook page and the pages of her friends. I saw hundreds of people I remembered but hadn't seen in twenty plus years. Can anyone tell me why most of them had pictures of their kids as their profile pics instead of themselves? What sense does that make? Are their lives so bankrupt and their identities so forgotten? I hate watching kids become someone's entire reason for continuing to exist on this earth, it makes me want to shoot them behind the ear when they aren't looking. I will never let anyone else take over my life completely and if that makes me selfish, then so fucking be it. I still have a lot of things I want do in my life and I refuse to sacrifice them simply because "having kids is just what people do". I must be really special because having kids is what I just don't do. I'm actually very lucky to be so special. I don't have the overwhelming biological urge to procreate. I've watched guys that really didn't want kids have them anyway because of this urge. Then they had to sell their sports cars and give up sex, sleep, all their money and any non-miserable future they might have dreamed of at some point. Whenever they talk about how fulfilling parenthood is, it's like their wife is holding an invisible gun to their head. Also, I can tell they've lost most of their thought capacity to actually believe that I can't see through their facade. Every time I deal with kids or parents in any fashion, it strengthens my resolve to stay childfree even more. It amazes me how deep that resolve is because just when I think it can't get any stronger, I run across some dumb cunt and her screeching stinkrats in the grocery store.

Does anybody understand the urge to actually mow down a crowd of breeders and their kids with a machine gun? I mean do you really understand it? Whenever I visit the grocery store, there's at least one moment where if I had an uzi in my hands, I would walk right up to a moo and her kid and fire it into their faces, and I'm not kidding at all. I would watch with great satisfaction as their skin burst open with each bullet hit and I would continue to fire it until their heads were nothing but lasagna splattered across the floor. It's a good thing I don't take my gun out with me.

Anyway the bottom line is that all my old high school friends turned out to be typical breeders with no identities of their own. They pretty much died to me when they shit out their first kid. Apparently they pretty much died to themselves too, because you can't find even one picture of them on their own Facebook pages, it's all their god damn stupid kids. FUCK that shit. I just finished deleting all the friends from my list that have kids, I'm done with all parents.
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Post  CFJulia on Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:25 pm

Oh, I do understand you Glurk Wink All of us cf should band together, purchase hundreds of acres in the middle of nowhere and start our own cf commune. SIGN"mini tresspassers will be shot and fed to the dogs and bears". As I imagine the compound populated by 21+ yr.olds, there would be no reason for the ATF to Waco our place in order to save cheeldryn. lol!

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Post  Glurkster on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:20 am

Sounds good, let's get started. I'll get that vasectomy I've been saving for, and you can scout out a location (somewhere on the beach would be nice, I can't be landlocked). After my vas, I'll go grab a truckload of guns and liquor and you can pick out a nice living room set. Then we'll print up twenty or thirty invitations and tell them to bring porn. We'll grow our own vegetables and drugs and slaughter our own cows and other peoples' children. Very Happy
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Post  stephy1234 on Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:35 am

Regarding the facebook pics it drives me insane but I think the main reason is that they themselves look like shit!
I'm 30 and all my friends are getting to that age where they start having brats and I've been shocked at how haggard these people look makes me thank the
lord every day for not having to go through that crap.
These people have nothing else going on in their life but their kids!

And a couple of weeks ago I had the question once again when are you gonna start having kids? I told her I have better things to do with my life!
She deleted my from her facebook friends Ha! Oh well one less stupid baby picture to look at.

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Post  SexyBitch on Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:19 am

It's like watching evolution going in reverse!!!
Normal, fun people begin watching Barney, talking like 2 year olds and discussing the contents of that mornings diapers while picking cheerios out of their hair! WTF happens that makes a parunt's brain turn to custard???
"Oh, but it's all WORTH it!"
Yeah....ok then! Rolling Eyes
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