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Post  SexyBitch on Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm

Get away with tasering kids in public?
They had a Simpsons episode where mayor Quinby said "Children acting out in public will be lightly tased"
I can't help but think of the several occasions I could use this!
In the supermarket, at the beach, at the zoo...oh the possibilities!
In a perfect world. Very Happy
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Post  Condom Bob on Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:26 am

If I had a kid, it would definately wear a shock collar until it was eighteen. Then it could go fuck itself.
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Post  SexyBitch on Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:07 am

Condom Bob wrote:If I had a kid, it would definately wear a shock collar until it was eighteen. Then it could go fuck itself.

Ha! LMAO!!! Why didn't I think of that? I'll have to travel with a supply of collars from now on with a remote in my pocket! Twisted Evil
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Post  Glurkster on Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:16 am

Condom Bob wrote:If I had a kid, it would definately wear a shock collar until it was eighteen. Then it could go fuck itself.

I'd put one on it's neck, then I'd put them on its wrists and ankles too. That way if I practiced with the remotes, I could make the little fuck dance whenever I wanted. Very Happy
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Post  Bomb Hole on Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:54 am

Glurkster wrote:
Condom Bob wrote:If I had a kid, it would definately wear a shock collar until it was eighteen. Then it could go fuck itself.

I'd put one on it's neck, then I'd put them on its wrists and ankles too. That way if I practiced with the remotes, I could make the little fuck dance whenever I wanted. Very Happy

LMFAO @ Shockster Glurkster
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Post  CFJulia on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:56 pm

How 'bout tasering parunts for inflicting those brats upon the world Shocked Can't fix stupid

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Post  Condom Bob on Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:45 am

In all fairness, there are good parents out there. Oh wait, this is the "No Holds Barred" section. There are no good parents. Fucking taser everybody.
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Post  CFJulia on Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:05 pm

Condom Bob wrote:In all fairness, there are good parents out there. Oh wait, this is the "No Holds Barred" section. There are no good parents. Fucking taser everybody.
Oh pulease, don't you go all "breeder pleaser" on me Rolling Eyes Wink

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Post  Condom Bob on Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:57 pm

CFJulia wrote:
Condom Bob wrote:In all fairness, there are good parents out there. Oh wait, this is the "No Holds Barred" section. There are no good parents. Fucking taser everybody.
Oh pulease, don't you go all "breeder pleaser" on me Rolling Eyes Wink

I didn't, I corrected myself. I said "There are no good parents"...
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Post  SexyBitch on Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:14 pm

Condom Bob wrote:
CFJulia wrote:
Condom Bob wrote:In all fairness, there are good parents out there. Oh wait, this is the "No Holds Barred" section. There are no good parents. Fucking taser everybody.
Oh pulease, don't you go all "breeder pleaser" on me Rolling Eyes Wink

I didn't, I corrected myself. I said "There are no good parents"...

That a boy Bob! I know you'd be the last guy to go soft on us!
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Post  CFJulia on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:18 pm

Bob, I was just pulling your leg. Didn't mean to offend you. Embarassed

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Post  Condom Bob on Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:19 am

CFJulia wrote:Bob, I was just pulling your leg. Didn't mean to offend you. Embarassed

I know, I was kidding too. And it looks more like Bomb Hole would be the last one to go soft on us, LMAO
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Post  SexyBitch on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:20 am

Condom Bob wrote:
CFJulia wrote:Bob, I was just pulling your leg. Didn't mean to offend you. Embarassed

I know, I was kidding too. And it looks more like Bomb Hole would be the last one to go soft on us, LMAO


I dunno Bob...that avatar's been up awhile now! I think it may be almost out of steam! lol!
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Post  cfandglad on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:27 pm

SexyBitch wrote:Get away with tasering kids in public?
They had a Simpsons episode where mayor Quinby said "Children acting out in public will be lightly tased"
I can't help but think of the several occasions I could use this!
In the supermarket, at the beach, at the zoo...oh the possibilities!
In a perfect world. Very Happy

I'm all for that!
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Post  Glurkster on Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:35 am

Christ yes. One of those gun-type tasers so I could get the little fucks that are several feet away. Or you know what? Fuck it, one of those gun-type GUNS, so I could just abort the little bastards. And if their parents gave me any attitude (or screaming), I'd abort their asses too, better late than never. Cock holes.

I'm sorry, I just came in my pants. elephant
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